She Was So Ugly That

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

People Ask If I Can Get It Up In The Morning. I Tell Them Are You Kidding I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.