I Have Three Kids, One

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.