I Live In A Tough

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.