I Live In A Tough

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.