I Drink Too Much. The

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.