On Halloween, The Parents Sent

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

I Have Tried A Little Kinky Stuff. A Woman Called Me And Said, 'i Have Mirrors All Over My Bedroom. Bring A Bottle.' I Brought Windex.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.