I Tell Ya When I

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.