You Can Name Your Own

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.