With Girls I Get No

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

I Have Tried A Little Kinky Stuff. A Woman Called Me And Said, 'i Have Mirrors All Over My Bedroom. Bring A Bottle.' I Brought Windex.

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.