With Girls I Get No

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.