I Think My Wife Is

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !