When I Was Born The

At Twenty A Man Is Full Of Fight And Hope. He Wants To Reform The World. When He Is Seventy He Still Wants To Reform The World, But He Know He Can't.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!