When I Was Born The

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'