You Take Care And I

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My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

My Wife Met Me At The Door The Other Night In A Sexy Negligee. Unfortunately, She Was Just Coming Home.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I Don't Get No Respect