I Tell Ya, My Wife

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.