I Told My Wife 'hey

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.