Boy What A Hotel That

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

My Wife Is Such A Bad Cook, If We Leave Dental Floss In The Kitchen The Roaches Hang Themselves.

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.