Boy What A Hotel That

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.