My Wife Has To Be

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.