I Saved A Girl From

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.