I Saved A Girl From

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.