It's Great To Have Gray

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.