I Went To A Massage

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.