I Went To A Massage

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.