My Problem Is That I

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.