The 55+ Sherri Shepherd Quotes

I Get Along Very Well With The Cast Of '30 Rock.' I Guess I Bring A Certain Quirkiness To The Show As Well. I'm Just Thankful They Keep Asking Me. I Didn't Think I Was Going To Be Asked Back So Every Time They Say, 'we Want You Back,' I'm Screaming. I'm Jumping Up And Down And Screaming.

If It Wasn't For My Trainer - Who Comes Looking For Me Three Times A Week Before 7 A.m. - I Wouldn't Get My Butt Out Of Bed And Into The Gym. There Are Many Mornings When I Think About Faking A Sprained Ankle, But I Just Put It Out Of My Head And Make Myself Go.

My Dad Worked Two Jobs And Moved Us To The Suburbs, And Just Being A Black Person, I Went Through A Lot Of Racism And Being Called Names And Being Bullied Every Single Day. And It Was Hard. I Didn't Have Any Friends.

I Worked At Sears In The Woodfield Mall As A Gift Wrapper. I'm Actually A Great Gift Wrapper, And The Customers Were So Nice To Me. I Was Only 16, And Eventually Sears Put Me In Customer Service Because I Was So Friendly.

My Sisters Have Been Baptized And My Dad Is A Deacon At His Church Now. Sadly My Mother Passed Away But What I Can Say Is That The Jehovah Witnesses Took Very Good Care Of Her Up Until She Died.

When I First Started Wearing Wigs, I Didn't Know You Had To Anchor Them Down With Bobby Pins. I Walked Out During A Windy Day And My Wig Blew Off And Got Stuck To A Branch. I Was Walking While My Wig Was Hanging! If That's Not The Most Embarrassing Thing... But You Have To Use Bobby Pins.

I Have Hair That I Audition With, My Sitcom Hair Which Is A Curly Wig. I Have My Long Chic Hair That I Wear To My Son's School So They Know I'm Not Playing Around. I Always Tell People That My Husband Gets A Different Woman Every Night When I Come Home From 'the View.' Hair Makes You Feel A Certain Way, Like Putting A Power Suit On.

When I Planned My Wedding The First Time, My Ex-husband And I, We Were Both Struggling Comics. I Had A Tv Show That Had Gotten Cancelled. Basically, I Rented A Wedding Gown; The Reception Hall Smelled Like Feet.

When I Was Little I Went To A Baptist Church With My Grandmother. My Earliest Memories Were Of Her Falling Out In The Middle Of The Floor And They Had To Cover Her With A White Sheet. Every Time We Went To Church It Was Scary. The Music Would Start Playing, And Then Everybody Would Start Running And Shouting And Hollering And Screaming.

I Didn't See My Son The Entire Time I Did 'dancing With The Stars.' The Only Time I Saw Jeffrey Was When He Came To The Show Monday And Tuesday Nights To Watch Me Dance. You Literally Rehearse Six To Eight Hours Every Single Day - 40 To 50 Hours A Week.

Oh My Goodness, I'm In Love With Channing Tatum, Although I Think I'm Too Old To Play His Love Interest. They'd Probably Cast Me As His Grandmomma's Friend Or Something Like That, But Anything To Be In A Movie With Channing.

For My First Wedding, I Cried All The Way Down The Aisle. My Fake Eyelash Came Off. My Nose Was Red. My Eyes Were Swollen. I'm Not One Of Those Pretty Criers.