She Was So Ugly That

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.