To Me, Viagra Is The

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.

I Can't Get No Respect.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.