Look Out For Number One

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.