It Was The Same Thing

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

I Remember I Was So Depressed I Was Going To Jump Out A Window On The Tenth Floor; They Sent A Priest Up To Talk To Me And He Said, ' On Your Mark...'

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

I Can't Get No Respect.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.