One Night She Told Me

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.