Comedy Is A Camouflage For

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I Don't Get No Respect

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!