Dad Told Me To Stop

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.