Last Year My Birthday Cake

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.