Last Year My Birthday Cake

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.