My Son's An Idiot. He

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.