We Want Five Thousand Dollars

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.