When My Old Man Wanted

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.