When My Old Man Wanted

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.