I Have Good Looking Kids.

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.