I Have Good Looking Kids.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'