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My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.