There's Only One Thing Wrong

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back