I Come From A Stupid

My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks. When I Was Six I Came Up Missing, They Put My Picture On A Bottle Of Scotch.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

I Can't Get No Respect.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.