Some Dog I Got Too.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.