Once I Pulled A Job,

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

Everyone Says That Looks Don't Matter, Age Doesn't Matter, Money Doesn't Matter. But I Never Met A Girl Yet Who Has Fallen In Love With An Old Ugly Man Who's Broke.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.