I Told My Doctor I

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!