The Sign On The Bar

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

My Wife A Great Driver, She Once Hit A Deer. It Was In A Zoo. There Is A Pair Of Shoes On The Dashboard. They Belong To The Last Guy She Hit