I Once Went Out With

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.