I Went To A Fight

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.