I Went To A Gay

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.