I Went To A Gay

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.