My Golf Game Is Getting

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

I Don't Get No Respect

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.