My Golf Game Is Getting

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.