I Bought A Perfect Second

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.