I Bought A Perfect Second

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

At Twenty A Man Is Full Of Fight And Hope. He Wants To Reform The World. When He Is Seventy He Still Wants To Reform The World, But He Know He Can't.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.