My Daughters Been Picked Up

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!