I Don't Get No Respect

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.