I'm A Bad Lover. Once

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

I Don't Get No Respect

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.