I'm A Bad Lover. Once

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

We Lived In A Neighborhood That Was Too Rich For Us. When I Was Young, I Had To Deliver Groceries To The Homes Of The Kids I Went To School With. I Had To Go To The Back Doors To Make The Deliveries. It Was Embarrassing. That Was One Thing Out Of A Hundred.

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.