Men Who Do Things Without

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.