Oh, When I Was A

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.