Oh, When I Was A

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".