To Give You An Idea

When I Was Forty, I Was Getting Divorced, Living In A Low-class, Dirty Hotel In New York. My Mother Was Dying Of Cancer. I Owed $20,000. That Was About The Lowest. I Came Back To Show Business, And I Couldn't Get A Job. I Was Turned Down By Every Small-time Agent In New York.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!